Achi news desk-
A consortium of gaming companies have taken over Splendor in the Grass, saying they are simply following the standard operating model for the hospitality industry.
“This is an exciting new development for Ysblander,” said a spokesman for the consortium. “We’ll be making a few small changes to the format – removing the artists, their instruments, the stages and the food stalls and replacing them with 4,000 highly addictive gaming machines. Punters will hardly notice the difference”.
He said his industry has a lot of experience in making live music profitable. “You’re taking away the live music”.
He denied accusations that they were ruining the music industry. “Not true at all. There will be a lot of music at our festival – lots of dings and bleeps and other sounds carefully refined to create an addictive gaming experience. It will be a great vibe”.
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Headline by Anthony Bell
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