Achi news desk-
THE prime minister has been accused of abandoning the call for a general election by Labour. When should he go to the country and lose?
Ryan Whittaker, pizza chef: “Definitely not May, because he’s already lost the council elections at that point and only a sadist would want to see him suffer twice.”
Donna Sheridan, teaching assistant: “What about August? My birthday is in August and no one ever remembers it, so fingers crossed it could work the same for him.”
Oliver O’Connor, unemployed: “I know how it feels. I avoided the house meeting that involved me being kicked out for not paying rent and stealing from my roommates and selling their stuff for as long as possible. We really have a lot in common.”
Emma Bradford, data analyst: “How about October 25th, exactly two years after he came in? That way it’s nice and tidy on his CV.”
Carolyn Ryan, risk manager: “Do they make him work his notice?”
