Achi news desk-
Una Keating. Updated May 5, 2024
The battle between Labor Sadiq Khan and tory Susan Hall Wasn’t the only show in town like London Voted for a new mayor. Many eyes followed the progress of aliens (f Syphax Champion), Count Binface.
I love when a show comes together. They thought they could silence me by charging TEN GRAND for a page in the Mayor of London brochure. And then they went and put my name Stup-Bang on the cover. #Independence Day pic.twitter.com/iP92knJ3HD
— Count Binface (@CountBinface) April 17, 2024
Undeniably, he had some excellent policies, including –
The Thames Water bosses should be made to dip in the Thames, see how they like it.
The shop is not allowed to sell a croissant for more than £1.10 (blame Liz and Rishi for the extra 10p).
Speakerphones will be banned on public transport, with offenders forced to watch a box set of The One Show.
Although he did not win the election (sorry if this was a spoiler), he achieved an important victory.
I just beat Britain first. pic.twitter.com/ABlJvo2bSu
— Count Binface (@CountBinface) May 4, 2024
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The count faced his adoring public.
Count Binface says he’s celebrating after defeating Britain first pic.twitter.com/dw1gj8FaJn
— Henry Riley (@HenryRiley1) May 4, 2024
On Twitter/X there was a virtual roar of victory for Binface. Here’s what people said.
1.
In London the first British candidate was beaten by a guy with a tin can on his head whose main policy is to bring back Siphex.
Bravo pic.twitter.com/KOczaE3Poi
— Liam Thorp (@LiamThorpECHO) May 4, 2024
2.
Count Binface defeats the right wingers
I think it must have been the croissants “wow they did it”@CountBinface #London mayoral election https://t.co/oc99pod2oM
— Carol Vorderman (@carolvorders) May 4, 2024
3.
Britain First received fewer votes in this election than Earl Binface.
The vast majority of London looks at this and thinks you’re a bunch of racist morons, because that’s what you are. https://t.co/hHpiA9gRmy pic.twitter.com/485EO5qXII
— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) May 4, 2024
4.
The first Britain to be renamed Bitter Twelfth. https://t.co/uJvj6DldOH
— David Clark (@David_K_Clark) May 4, 2024
5.
The most important result of the day.
great job, @CountBinface pic.twitter.com/jtSb9gyitT
— Damon Evans (@damocrat) May 4, 2024
6.
More and more convinced that this is the leader we need https://t.co/89SpGkyNu4
— Ian King (@twoht) May 4, 2024
7.
This man is also a London hero for beating Britain first 🙂@CountBinfaceWe salute you, sir. pic.twitter.com/J17KJFXbxu
— John O’Connell (@jdpoc) May 4, 2024
8.
You should get a lord just for that! https://t.co/DGUGNBaHrT
– It’s not just me. (@shirleyann) May 4, 2024
9.
“Down with fascism, up with Ceefax”
This is definitely a campaign I can get behind
Well done @CountBinface on the victory of the first British candidate pic.twitter.com/KYfPzV87nT
— #McStrike (@SocialistLew) May 4, 2024
