Achi news desk-
Atheists who reject religious doctrine have admitted nothing in their precious science that can provide an explanation for the existence of the Easter Bunny.
Although outspoken about the lack of evidence for a Christian God, the so-called rational minds fall silent every spring when faced with the indisputable fact that a giant rabbit produces a multitude of chocolate eggs for children.
The Reverend Tom Booker of St Agatha and All Angels church said: “Most of the year, I cannot step outside without a heretic betraying me for spreading the word of God. Besides Easter.
“Why? Because the Darwinists are tying themselves in knots trying to explain how a mammal can not only lay eggs, but some delicious chocolate.
“Every year, after service, I sit down to my Sunday roast after service and smile knowing that the likes of Ricky Gervais and Richard Dawkins have been bamboozled, Googling ‘rabbit cloacas’ in an attempt to rationalizing that it was a giant platypus. The fools.”
Biologist Dr Helen Archer said: “This is one area where the Christians have got us at the brink, I’m afraid.”
