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Review: Seven’s new season of Dancing with the dickheads A cracked starter with more moral gaping holes than you can stick your stick into.
Bruce Lerman’s wardrobe malfunction at last week’s breakdance to R Kelly’s “Don’t You Say No” has finally been scrutinized by British lip-reading experts who confirmed the former Liberal Laborer chanted “lol, my dick’s spinning, let’s get it on” in an otherwise technically perfect move. Execution of the worm.
Saved by the grace of guest judge and former DWTD winner Wayne Curry, Lehrman swore on the lives of all humiliated Channel 7 people that next week he would finally show Australia his pseudo-double, causing Bettina Arndt’s rapturous applause to awkwardly echo around the studio as Ben. Roberts-Smith tweeted “more like your pastiknob-lay” to his constipated-looking opponent.
Last week, Roberts-Smith showed viewers who was in charge with fingernails and a tango cliffhanger, where he reportedly carried his dance partner off the stage in a confident, unapologetic final flourish with few witnesses.
Next week’s promo promises viewers an exclusive behind-the-scenes look as Kerry Stokes opens up to DWTD special correspondent Craig McLachlan about the question on everyone’s lips.
“At the end of the day, spending huge amounts of cash to put men on TV who shouldn’t be on TV is just more gratifying than setting it on fire.”
Dancing with the Dickheads airs Wednesdays at seven forever or until the patriarchy burns down.
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Story by Tegan Ree
Photo by Chris Murray
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