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The girls of Twitter never fail to brighten up our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. And although the platform has rebranded to X, their humor remains.
Every week, HuffPost Women rounds up their funny ideas. Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women, then visit our “Funny Tweets From Women” page for past recaps.
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an Irish Catholic farewell is when you leave a party and then feel really guilty about it
— trash jones (@jzux) March 17, 2024
Says “this guy again?!” in every painting by Jesus in the Louvre. Everyone DOES hate him.
— only strömb (@merrestromb) March 18, 2024
there can literally be two things in a tote and you still won’t be able to find either. silly little cloth joke bags
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) March 21, 2024
it’s so embarrassing when you hold a baby and they immediately start crying like omg my tone is totally fucked, be honest with me
— ★ (@fuitsnack) March 16, 2024
Things that have improved my mental health:
– sleep 7.5 to 9 hours a night
– long walks with my dog
– eat high protein meals
– drink more water
-cleaning 15-30 minutes every day
– weekly therapy
– time with friends
-much less time here and Exceptionally Online
-Seeing my exes age badly— Karen K. Ho (@karenkho) March 18, 2024
I loved it on St. Patrick’s day in Boston, it was like everyone got a concussion during the purge. One year I lost my keys in a pub and a guy gave me one of his keys to make me feel better
— raina (@quakerraina) March 17, 2024
very angry that “lifting weights regularly” cured 80% of my back pain. i was really banking on “hunting over my laptop 16 hours a day” as a trick to a pain free life
— Katie (@katefeetie) March 17, 2024
wrote this down yesterday while riding pirates of the caribbean pic.twitter.com/4bz9VYQqZ3
— nicole boyce (@nicolewboyce) March 17, 2024
I have to be honest it’s really crazy that there is a hugely successful clothing brand called "banana republic"
— fellow ella🧚🏻♀️❄️ (@marzipanlord) March 21, 2024
Look, I’m no detective – but if I was trying to find a missing rich middle-aged woman who was tired of her shitty husband, I’d at least *ask* Pete Davidson.
— Eliza Skinner #wgastrong (@elizaskinner) March 16, 2024
texting my sister is great, it’s like we’re talking to ourselves. she’s like “I got sweet green. my back hurts. I want cheesecake” and I’ll be like “I’m thinking of trying a new face mask. should I start preparing meals” it’s an endless loop
— latke (@latkedelrey) March 17, 2024
I don’t like Mondays anymore, I’m mature now … I don’t like the whole week.
— Jenni (@hashjenni) March 17, 2024
FIND US! pic.twitter.com/OfUkAQ6qg3
— Hannah Posts (@HannahPosted) March 16, 2024
every year on st. Paddy’s mum would give each of us a cabbage leaf and we would wear them on our heads like a little hat while we ate our corned beef. I thought this was something all Irish people did but it seems my mum thought it was funny. find out in college.
— erin chack (@ErinChack) March 17, 2024
some of you obviously weren’t always targeted as the weakest link in every childhood game of Red Rover and it shows
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) March 21, 2024
ok send it pic.twitter.com/mDpZi2mMqZ
— Jenna (@jennawexler) March 17, 2024
I felt so anxious and then I realized that my TV volume was too loud
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) March 16, 2024
Carrie Bradshaw is the worst for many reasons but her most unforgivable crime to me will always be her S1 E3 voiceover, where she compares the tension between married and single women to (I kid you not) THE TROUBLES IN NORTH IRELAND
— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) March 20, 2024
My mother in law went to Hong Kong last week and found out "villian-hit" where you write your personal enemy on paper and an old lady beats your enemy with a shoe pic.twitter.com/oHhyW6SLR0
— Slug Wife 🇵🇸 (@_slugwife) March 18, 2024
having adhd + anxiety is ridiculous bc I was just lost in a reverie about whether I could make and sell butter from scratch and then I was like WAIT… what was I screwing up before butter distracted me ? ??? oh yes, can i love
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 17, 2024
I watch a 30 minute youtube video of two old Polish people showing how to sculpt a traditional butter lamb, and tear up for some reason as she gently places the nail and says “and now we give him eyes to see” pic.twitter.com/xwH9iUSFxs
— bella (@earlygirl__) March 21, 2024
Me for me after one small mistake: you useless idiot
Me to my cat who committed 100 crimes in the last hour: my little furry angel, you are the perfection of a toe bean queen— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) March 16, 2024
maybe a PhD is a small price to pay for avoiding adulthood for as long as you can
— Ananya (@uff_meri_adaa) March 19, 2024
cannon nick https://t.co/QBWXXelIvp
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) March 18, 2024