Achi news desk-
New border restrictions introduced today will require all NSW residents entering Victoria to provide a negative asbestos test or risk being placed in a quarantine facility for fourteen days.
With the number of asbestos cases in NSW increasing daily, Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan acknowledged asbestosis was not a communicable disease but said it would be fun to close the border anyway. “Get a taste of what fakers are like!” she was quoted as saying this morning.
Although more than 40 sites are now listed as contaminated, NSW Premier Chris Minns said his state was the gold standard in asbestos management. “We have been able to identify more contaminated sites than any other state in Australia,” he said.
Toilet paper sold out in Sydney supermarkets today for no apparent reason.
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Headline by Matt Harvey @mattharveystuff
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