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THE Daily Mail has demanded an official apology from the Daily Mail for ‘outrageous and inappropriate’ coverage of the Princess of Wales in recent weeks.

The newspaper has been outraged by the baseless and offensive speculation printed in its own pages over the past fortnight, and warned the vicious, evil vultures masquerading as journalists in its employ that they will never get forgive them.

An editorial said: “Now we know the truth, the heartless, flint-eyed sadists who write columns for this filthy rag must hang their heads in shame.

“It is a hate crime for Liz Jones to claim that she feels ‘disrespected’ and ‘royally screwed’ by Kate. If she was dragged behind a car for five junctions on the M1 none of us would be sorry.

“And for Richard Kay – a royal reporter for God’s sake – calling William’s lack of attendance at a memorial a ‘mistake’ is an insult to a suffering family. He should spend the rest of his days shoveling shit in a pig farm for minimum wage.

“Sarah Vine joined the mocking chorus, saying ‘How serious can a personal matter be when she can’t get away for an hour or so?’ Well you know now, you bad ass. We should do something to her even worse than being married to Michael Gove.

“The Daily Mail – Britain’s conscience – demands that scum-sucking bottom-feeders be punished. Read what Jan Moir has in mind for them in today’s Daily Mail.”

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