Achi news desk-
A bald man has admitted, although no one would ever suspect it, that he would rather have hair.
Thom Booker, aged 39, has successfully acted so that he is completely pain free from his lack of hair for almost a decade, with not even close family or his girlfriend suspecting that he is losing it.
He said: “Most people I know are completely convinced that I shave my head as an aesthetic choice. The fact that I can’t grow would really surprise them.
“I carry it off so perfectly, the smooth dome set beautifully by my goats, ironically bracketed by my youthful T-shirts and wardrobe of baseball caps, that it an unquestionable element of all my drip.
“Not one person in a thousand would guess that sometimes I look at old photos of myself with hair. That I dream of that silky mane flowing naturally from my scalp again. Sometimes I pull Jason Momoa’s hair on myself and cry.
“But, as I say, that is a complete secret for everyone and they must never find out. I will continue to be the confident, sexy, completely untroubled man by baldness that the world knows and admires.”
His girlfriend Sophie Rodriguez, 28, said: “He thinks we don’t know? Poor, deluded bastard.”
