Achi news desk-
GARETH Southgate, England’s most successful manager since Alf Ramsey, is a miserable failure who lost his country two Euros and a World Cup. Time for him to go?
Helen Archer, survivor: “And his missed penalty lost us Euro 96, killing Britpop and thereby Princess Diana. Hanging is too good for him.”
Martin Bishop, lecturer: “I honestly believe England would have won four or five World Cups since 2016 with someone else in charge, and a couple of Superbowls.”
Thomas Booker, cabin steward: “He is in charge of a golden generation, even more golden than the previous generation which was even more golden than the generation before that. In a river of gold it is a dam of hordes.”
Nathan Muir, HGV driver: “They say the grass withers where he walks, food rots to dust the moment he touches it, and the sight of him turned Harry Maguire to stone.”
Lottie Phelps, infant daughter: “I think people are being far too harsh, and also if we don’t beat Brazil tonight he should be blindsided.”
