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A vegetarian who keeps it real is still eating kebabs and burgers after a few pints, he has confirmed.
Chilling vegetarian Tom Booker is militant about his plant-based diet during the day, but has been known to bend the rules when he’s drunk, it’s 3am, everyone else is eating meat anyway and there’s It does not matter.
He said: “Sober? It’s all Quorn fillets and tofu curry. I wouldn’t touch meat and if you want a lecture about the cruelty of factory farming, hit me up. I can freestyle that shit straight off the dome.
“But on a night out, after a few drinks, when everyone else is staggering through the doors of Kebaba O’Riley’s? I’m down for shredded lamb in a toasted pitta, because it’s delicious.
“If anyone calls out my hypocrisy, I shoot them a wink and tell them I’m a social carnivore. That calms the tension, we have a big old hammer laugh about it and I order a slice of pizza with bacon on it.
“Upright vegetables look on in horror. But while they’re fussing over their soy, me and the cool kids are sneaking off to enjoy some juicy processed animal flesh down a back alley. They wish they could be us.”
He added: “But it doesn’t stop me giving a shit to the pescatarians. Those spiky spikes should fire the fish and stop staring at our reputation.”
