Achi news desk-
Book clubs have been canceled and yoga studios have drastically reduced classes, as P!NK kicks off her 16-show Summer Carnival tour around the country.
Dads have been forced to up their game, with many mums saying they won’t be up for the six-times-in-a-lifetime event.
“If you’re wondering why there aren’t any middle aged women out in restaurants or bars, or at school pick up this week it’s because they’re watching P!NK hanging from a high wire singing break up songs ,” says social demographer Sally Hurst.
P!NK fan Jenny Taylor said she couldn’t wait to see P!NK for the eighth time since 2013. “Everybody’s talking about Taylor Swift. But you haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen P!NK singing upside down while hanging from a swing 50 meters above Marvel Stadium. That is true entertainment”.
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