Achi news desk-
Taylor Swift was said to be ‘very confused’ after a recommendation for Sydney’s most famous restaurant led her to a McDonald’s in the city’s south-western outer suburbs last night.
“What the fuck is going on?” Swift told aides as she sat down, oblivious to the fact that she was a few meters from where the former Australian Prime Minister ripped his pants after the 1997 Superleage final.
Turning on her charm for assembled journalists, Swift said she loves generic fast food outlets near major freeways.
“I guess I expected Sydney’s most iconic restaurant to have a view of the Harbour. But a view from a 24-hour drive-through facility next to a parking lot is just as good! I love Australia!” she lied, before realizing she would need to get up and enter her order on the screen if she wanted to be served.
“We don’t have this in America!” she lied again, as her cheeseburger meal was placed on a tray ready to be collected. “I will tell my friends at home about this!”
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Headline by Anthony Bell
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