Achi news desk-
DO you want to know who Sydney Sweeney is for reasons other than the obvious two? Now you can chat about her non-bervily, thanks to this guide.
She is that Madame Web film
You know, that Spider-Man movie that isn’t a real Spider-Man movie. The one that has flipped and even the female lead Dakota Johnson clearly hates. Yes, Sydney is a superhero at that for a few seconds. They cut to her doing sexy aerial acrobatics in a skimpy outfit like in that commercial you’ve seen too many times though. So don’t bother buying a cinema ticket.
Wasn’t she a host or on SNL or something?
As a sophisticated man with broad and refined cultural tastes, you like to keep up to date with what’s happening across the pond. And yes, this sometimes includes dipping into the odd episode of Saturday Night Live. That’s how you’re vaguely aware that Sydney Sweeney starred in a sketch as a Hooters waitress, but you were really watching it for the alternative comedy stylings of Sarah Squirm.
Obviously she was in Euphoria a White lotus also
Who could forget Euphoria a White lotus? They were great shows that you watched and thoroughly enjoyed. Sydney Sweeney was in both of them and they helped propel her to stardom. There’s no need to bore everyone with the details of either program, you might just spoil them for your friends who haven’t gotten to them yet. It’s best to move on quickly.
She is engaged to producer Jonathan Davino
You are usually not interested in the private lives of celebrities. But as a huge fan of Jonathan Davino, the man who was of course famous for producing iconic films like The Caregiver a The Players Board, this bit of Hollywood gossip caught your attention. You definitely didn’t feel bored after scrolling down to Sydney’s personal life section on Wikipedia to see if she was ‘available’.
Although… she appears in the Mail’s sidebar sometimes out of shame?
At least you think she does. You can’t be sure because you’re trying to read important, accurate articles about Gaza and Ukraine, but the Mail Online shame sidebar dances in your peripheral vision like an eye floater. If you’ve somehow learned that Sydney Sweeney recently squeezed her massive nature into a little black dress for a night out in NYC, it’s just osmosis.
